HOLLY LORKA


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Author of The Captain of Some Ridiculous Ship

A memoir telling the story of a sensitive and awkward kid who struggles with life, sex, and gender, and grows into a tall and handsome boy-girl with interesting problems, a cartoon sex life, a job as an ICU nurse, a strange relationship with George Michael, and an indelible sense of humor and optimism. These stories are funny and poignant, and weave through classrooms, bedrooms, and hospitals, tying together a full and serendipitous life that somehow ends up making perfect sense. You will be left both laughing and crying at the beauty and absurdity of it all. Due out from SheWrites Press October, 2020.



Wedding Officiant in and around Austin, TX

The only thing I like better than attending a wedding is officiating one- I have a lot of nice clothes that need somewhere to be.


I'm a retired stand up comedian and seasoned storyteller. I'm comfortable speaking in front of crowds and will take the nerves out the of most important day of your life so you can be 100% present for it. Do you want a ceremony with flair? With humor? Let's craft something memorable and enjoyable together. Each wedding is customized based on the needs of the couples. I also do standard ceremonies, but do you really want your day to be standard?


I specialize in same-sex couples, but I certainly don't discriminate. LOVE IS LOVE, Y'ALL.

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Please contact me for questions, my rates, and to set up an appointment to get your ceremony started!


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