HOLLY LORKA - Funny. Smart. Dangerous.
At the age of 4, while sitting at the table in her parent's freshly-wallpapered kitchen, Holly announced to her family, "I'm going to be a superstar." Then she ran out to play with her brother's Matchbox Cars.
After a disturbing battle with adolescence (which she lost) and years spent playing Dungeons And Dragons, Holly chose the path that would most obviously lead her to superstardom: she became a nurse. Soon, however, she realized that the lights in the hospital would never be bright enough, and that no one was going to put her on stage to give a suppository. She thought back to eighth grade, when she was awarded "Best Sense Of Humor" and knew that comedy could offer her what medicine could not.
Holly has appeared in the movie Cancerpants, and has performed at the 2011 Boston Comedy Festival. She was a finalist in the 2011 Funniest Person In Austin Contest,  has opened for Hal Sparks, Julie Goldman, Dana Goldberg and  Margaret Smith. Holly has also taken the stage for both the Austin and Portland Gay Pride Festivals. She has shown many folks a darn good time.
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