"No, really. Sit down. I'll tell you everything."
As a writer and storyteller who defies the rules and sets the truth free to get all over you, Holly is both brutally hilarious and sensitively engaging. Her stories of sexuality, gender and shame cut through to the meat of who we all are: a bunch of clowns with problems and tender hearts. She appeals to all audiences and can get away with anything by charming the pants right off folks. Her stories frequently end with the line, "Please put your pants back on."
"Holly Lorka has perfect deadpan from behind her librarian’s specs and rockabilly greaser image. She has a spot-on wit and a deliciously unforgiving eye."
-The Austinist, April, 2012
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